Dust bowl

So here we all are, part of the new world technology and having absolutely no clue what I am doing, but it will be a new challenge. I'm not sure my ramblings will have any impact on the world as we know it, but maybe we'll have some fun and lots of laughs while I try to embrace a whole new medium of communication. Maybe. Or not.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Man builds worlds largest jeep

Why?  Was he bored?  Unemployed? and if that's the case how was he able to afford the metal and parts required?  Was it the challenge, like climbing Everest or landing a lead part in an award winning show?  Or just because.  That's always a handy reason.  I did it just because (fill in the rest to your hearts content).  So if it's the world's largest jeep, what purpose will it serve in the grand scheme of things?  What about the engine (it doesn't have one yet), and if he also builds the engine and it all actually runs, who will buy it?  Will the giants in a previous blog want one to take them to their next hide-away?  What will it use for fuel and who will be able to afford a small oil field to keep this thing running?  Perhaps some billionaire in one of the many oil rich countries in the world wants it so that he (and it will be a he) can give it to his oldest off-spring as a reward for actually passing high school all by himself/herself, even though said offspring will probably never actually drive the vehicle and will have someone drive it for him/her.  Which reminds me, speaking of vehicles, what's with the paparazzi that decided to  block traffic in front of Sandra Bullock's home the other day?  Maybe she should get said giant jeep and her driver could simply drive over everything (assuming the paparazzi have enough brains to move out of the way of a giant moving vehicle) in its way - like cars blocking the driveway for instance.  Never mind.  It wouldn't work because the streets would be much too narrow for said  vehicle and the last thing a person wants to do is alienate ones neighbours because that person accidently drove over pretty much everything in pretty much everyone's yard, not to mention that it would probably destroy all the roads as well from the weight of said vehicle.  Guess this falls under the "it seemed like a good idea" category.  As a result I for one will pass on considering the ordering and/or purchase of said vehicle (not that I could afford it in the first place) until next time. 

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