Boulder shoulders

Oh.   Wait.  The headline actually said bolder shoulders.  Why would shoulders be bolder?  Are they asserting themselves in light of other body parts being upsized, downsized or oversized?  Do they feel left out because they aren't getting the attention they feel they deserve?  After all, we all shoulder responsibility, or shrug off problems that might cause us to actually have to deal with them.  And what about the support they provide holding up our - whatever they are holding up?  Don't they deserve a little extra recognition?  Which brings me to boulder shoulders.  While our shoulders may feel they require more than they are getting, there was a time when adding shoulder pads to jackets, dresses and blouses was the in thing.  We all (ok the women all) ran around looking like we were trying out for a North American style football team (not to be confused with soccer teams, which in most parts of the world are called football teams, except in North America).  I think we should have stuck with looking like we were trying out for a soccer - sorry football - team and used the padding someplace else.  Where then could we have shifted (yes as in moved) the padding to?  Well, now we have an answer.  Tops and bottoms.  Yes my dears, we could have added all that extra padding to our fronts and rears and would have started a whole new trend that could have saved women around the world thousands on plastic surgery.  Just think of it, extra large butts and breasts for next to nothing.  Uhhh.  Ohhh.  Wait.  That's already been done - with the bustle and the corset.  Dang.  Here I thought I was on to something.  Never mind.  Until next time.