Bigger butts

It must be a case of wanting what you don't have.  Why else would Kardashian (no idea which one as there are apparently two of them) want a bigger butt?  Who's big butt does she want?  Why?  Will it make her more popular?  Maybe big butts are now the new sex symbol.  In that case, all of us who suffer from big buttitis will now no longer feel bad, but will be able to flash - so to speak - our slightly oversized butts around with pride.  The next question, of course, is how big is too big.  How much extra butt does this Kardashian person want?  I'm quite sure a number of us would be more than willing to give her our extra buttage if it would make her happy. Or we could share our belly bulge and she could add that on to her butt. Will it be offset by larger breasts as well?  After all, one should have balance in order to keep from tilting one way or the other.  If, on the other hand, she has added to her breastage and has been feeling unbalanced, or top heavy if you prefer, maybe this is her way of balancing out her body so that she doesn't end up face down because of the extra weight at the top.  Maybe that other person who wants to be something she isn't - Montag I believe is her name - could share some of her extra large whatever with Ms Kardashian so that they will both look more like real people.  Then again, if big butts are the latest craze in Hollywood, that speaks well for those of us who have acquired ours naturally.  I believe that little things such as children, food and general lack of time to exercise the excess off has contributed to the "rounding off" of our bodies (at least as far as females are concerned - don't know what the guy's excuses are). Either way, she really should look at a more natural way of acquiring said additional buttage rather than surgical additions.  After all, no matter what she does, mother nature will have her say eventually and all those lovely foreign additions will look positively odd when things do eventually sag and bag.  Until next time, I think I'll take my buttage to someplace other than my chair.