Is the euro zone fixable?

I don't know.  What part of it's broken?  Can it still be driven?  Has its blades gone rusty and they just need sharpening?  Is it a wiring  problem?  Who is actually qualified to fix a euro zone and where does one go to take a course on this, or can anyone do it?  Does it need parts replaced or a total rewiring?  How would one know?  Does warranty cover this or is it warranty free?  Does the euro zone break down frequently, and shouldn't there be a consumer advocacy group out there demanding it be recalled or something?  How long has the euro zone been on the market and will stores be pulling it from the shelves if this is an on-going issue?  Which reminds me - what exactly IS a euro zone?  Is it a car, an appliance, a toy, and who exactly would buy this item?  Is it a limited edition and therefore extremely expensive or can a person go to their nearest dollar store and get one?  Does it come with some kind of return policy attached or is it an all sales final item?  Is there a return policy and how long is it for?  If you keep the receipt, will the store, outlet or manufacturer honour your claim?  Why or why not?  Oh.  Wait.  It's not a thing (though it could be).  It's actually all of the countries who thought having the same everything would be a good plan.  You know, a one size fits all economy.  Problem is, unlike pantihose, if you get a run in this item you can't simply slap a little nail polish on it to keep it from getting bigger.  I'm sure there is a euro zone mechanic (so to speak) that can fix this, instead of one or more persons who doesn't know what he/she is doing messing around with it (like the do it yourself home Mr. Fix It - makes the problem worse than it was to start with).  Until next time, before I have to completely rewire my apartment.