Olympian's wild magazine shoot

So here's the question:  Why would an Olympian shoot a wild magazine?  What kind of magazine did he/she hunt down?  Does he/she have all the wild magazines he/she has ever shot mounted on his/her wall at home as trophies of a successful shoot?  What did he/she shoot the magazine with?  Are we talking camera or rifle?  Is this olympian a biathlete?  Given that it was the winter olympics, one can only suppose it was someone handy with a rifle, unless it was a camera, then the question should be what kind of camera did he/she use?  Where did the shoot take place?  Was it the interior of B.C. where wild things are known to live (not to be confused with the children's book "Where the Wild Things Are" - though even that might be possible) or exterior B.C. (after all if there is an interior there must also be an exterior).  Was the magazine big game like Time or Fortune 500 or a smaller magazine, much harder to hunt, but a much more valuable trophy?  Why go after a wild magazine when he/she could have shot a tame one.  After all, it's known in hunting circles that to shoot a "tame" animal is easier than to hunt down and shoot a wild one.  Was it the adrenaline rush of the hunt?  Was it the off chance that he/she would come away empty handed that promted this shoot?  How many paparazzi were attached to this wild magazine and were any of them shot at the same time (yes I'm sure there are many celebs out there who wish this would actually happen, and many paparazzi who hope it never does)?  Did he/she brag about his/her wild magazine shoot and where?  Is it on facebook?  My Space?  Maybe he/she twittered about it (sorry I keep thinking about birds when I write about the social space - just me, not to worry).  The question then is, who cares and why is it important enough for a headline?  No idea.  Until next time.